Thursday, December 17, 2009

Eat That Rap

I am irrevocably, incalculably fucked.

As of now, it is still unclear why I agreed to emcee my high school friend's wedding. Apparently in the haze of jubilations, I also suggested that we perform a rap song (with rewritten lyrics) in front of 500 guests.

So.

A week away from the wedding, I'm sitting here youtube-ing all the rap songs I can think of. Which as far as my songlist and knowledge of songs are concerned, there are only two rap songs in this universe.

"Gangsta's Paradise" and "Lose Yourself".

I tried singing Lose Yourself to Babi Guling but he said I sounded like I was having a stroke and gasping for air. A message came through the internal messaging system from somebody sitting in the rooms to "pleaseeee... stopppp...."

Did I mention already how screwed I am?

Maybe I should sing Zee Avi's 'Kantoi'.

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