My mother got me a Lillian Too compass - which works like just any other RM2.50 compass except the little fucker is shaped like a blue rat and doubles up as a keychain. "What do you think people would say if I walked around with a Lillian Too compass keychain, mum?" "It's for you to tell your auspicious direction...wherever you are..." "But I don't have to use it all the time right ? I hardly think sitting in the wrong direction during lunch is going to make me walk into a ditch or something.." "You never know..." she said ominously. ----------------------
I have now found out the source of me so-called eczema. After heading to the bf's over the weekend to stay, I realized the itches and red blotches subsided. Had a good non-scratchy weekend, but once I got back here to the apartment and sat down on a chair, I started scratching again.
"I know what is the cause - I suspect I'm allergic to properties worth less than 200k.."
'Pa pai' gila kaki aku ni.
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